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A lactating women shoves one of her nipples into your dick hole, then squeezes her milk down into your cock.
It hurt to piss this morning, Martha performed her world famous Reverse Cum Shot (2%) on me last night. Had enough milk in my dick to piss and fill up my bowl of Cheerios the next mornin’.
the best duck clicker fps platformer rpg game ever made by a teenager with nothing else to do with their life
play duck simulator 2 on steam right now, its free!!!!11!1!!1!!1
A negative 2 is secret word for a piece a shit when there's one in the room. The word comes from when someone asks are you taking a piss you say negative #2. It's only used to describe the real A-holes and scoundrels not as a joke amongst friend. It has nothing to do with race or nationality. Just an A-hole and a negative 2
Oh God!!! A negative 2 just walked in the party.
Jim: What are you doing dude taking a poop?
Vic: Nope but there's this negative 2 standing next to me that won't shut up
Half life 2 is a game made as a sequel to the original revolutionary half life.
"Im gonna play some half life 2 later." "Half life 2 is great,should we play synergy?"
Relating to or related to a slut or the college whore who gets bullied by both the sexes alike, during this treatment she realizes that the only way to counteract this bullying is to become a part of it and to enjoy it
Look for Synonyms, whore;bitch;slut
"That chicks such a T.2 she gives the best BJs day in and day out"
"The after party was awesome, except the part when that chick started drinking and became T.2-ish
When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator