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A trashy nasty ass ho that gets around so much he/shes always burping from the daily sack lunches
Paris: Blerpgh!!!
Lindsey: She just can't keep her legs together or her mouth covered when shes burping after her cream snack in the bathroom stall.
Nicole: Yeah, she is such a cum-burping-gutter-slut that I am glad that isn't contagious.
Ex 2.
Daniel: Blerpgh!!!
Michael: Look honey, don't make me jealous now with all that letting air from some fine ass boy. If you gonna be a cum-burping-gutter-slut, be one with me!
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what you call a chick when she has slept with your entire town; slut.
"Leave your crabs at the beach you syphilis infected cum bubble!"
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When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.
i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout
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A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.
Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-
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little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday
I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday
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It’s kinda like cheese but better. It makes a weird texture in your mouth kinda like cheese and yogurt.
Hey Gerald can u hand me a sample of that hard rotten cum
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The Coke Cum Captain Challenge (CCCC) is explained as follows. While receiving oral sex, the male partner waits until he is about to unleash his kraken. Upon this moment he exclaims "Coke Cum Captain!" and he shoots his load up her/his nose. At this point the girl/guy receiving must keep it up her nose for as long as she/he can say "Coke Cum Captain curses my crotch" 10 times fast. Once accomplished, she/he is the Coke Cum Captain.
Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!
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