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A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape
Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”
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When your diaper gets full (Ideally to the brim), do a half backflip, and land on your ass to see how far you can slap the contents of the diaper out
I bet you can’t back-slap further than me bro. I hold the world record
Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
Describes the motion of returning to something after a period of time; usually 4 hours.
Person 1: lost connection again so gonna go get smth to eat and clean up for the inspection
be back inabit.
Person 2: Oka
Person 2: This 'inabit' is unusually long... maybe I should re-define it in urban dictionary.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release
next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
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😱: I smacked your back for three times