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One who Cock blocks or Cunt Burgles someone else out of an opportunity to get laid
Dude 1:whatcha say we go back to my place
Chick 1:Sure... (Enter Dude 2)
Dude 2: (puts arm around girl) Wats up dude
(later that day)
Dude 1:WTF dude you were a total Cunt Burglar earlier today.
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Many years ago Father's would force his daughter to wear a chastity belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. Sometime during the Industrial Age the 'cunt opener' was invented. It was a device that hung on the wall developed by Black and Dekker. You would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chastity belt.
Crap, her Dad padlocked a chastity belt on her!! Dudes, anyone got a 'cunt opener' on them?
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Cash Up No Tick (tick=credit) or cunt for short.
Cunt,slang term used by ilegal pharmaceutical sales men, to advise unwanted customers bad luck.
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Some gay ass had a gay name and now we all call him Cunting Fork
"Fuck off Cunting Fork"
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When somebody asks you to look for something and your pissed off at having to help them find it , like ok let's play hunt the cunt for something that you have stupidly misplaced
Have u seen where I put my fone mate oh week here we go let's play hunt the cunt u knob end
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An ignorant hoplophobe who doesn't understand the concept of rights, non-aggression, or common sense.
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A cunt that is chinese or sometimes even Greek.
American: You are a chinese cunt!
Greek: but im greek...
American: youre still a chinese cunt.
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