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cunt opener

Many years ago Father's would force his daughter to wear a chastity belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. Sometime during the Industrial Age the 'cunt opener' was invented. It was a device that hung on the wall developed by Black and Dekker. You would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chastity belt.

Crap, her Dad padlocked a chastity belt on her!! Dudes, anyone got a 'cunt opener' on them?

by Florida Sunshine November 10, 2009


cunt

Cash Up No Tick (tick=credit) or cunt for short.

Cunt,slang term used by ilegal pharmaceutical sales men, to advise unwanted customers bad luck.

by cardrona71 January 17, 2010


Cunting Fork

Some gay ass had a gay name and now we all call him Cunting Fork

"Fuck off Cunting Fork"

by ssj2kite September 17, 2004


hunt the cunt

When somebody asks you to look for something and your pissed off at having to help them find it , like ok let's play hunt the cunt for something that you have stupidly misplaced

Have u seen where I put my fone mate oh week here we go let's play hunt the cunt u knob end

by Briz 69 September 15, 2019


Stupid Cunt

An ignorant hoplophobe who doesn't understand the concept of rights, non-aggression, or common sense.

Bernie Codd is a stupid cunt.

by FuzzyRambo January 25, 2020


Chinese Cunt

A cunt that is chinese or sometimes even Greek.

American: You are a chinese cunt!
Greek: but im greek...
American: youre still a chinese cunt.

by Hunterry November 10, 2016


thunder cunt

1) a cunt that automatically vibrates when fucked.
2) a dick that is constantly fucked by a cunt like thunder
3) an insult

1) Dude can i borrow your thunder cunt
2) Omg U have one hell of a thunder cunt
3) U such a thunder cunt u dick fucking asshole shit fucker.

by Audri and Jess January 15, 2005