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A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.
Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
Syrena parham love John with all of her heart and she'll never let go of him she's deeply in love with this person.
John is the best person that you'll ever met.
Someone who's the bassist of a band.
"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
John is very john. Hes a red carpet and he likes to eat strawberries. He has a sister called Basia. : )
Person 1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE! ITS A JOHN
Person 2: john. pray to john.
The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.
Me: John is the best :)
John: nah you are
A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.
Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"