A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!
I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!
King Caesar is a badass Kaiju introduced on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Nobody knows what the fuck he’s supposed to be but he’s inspired by the Shisa. He’s got the look of a dog and a lion, but just make up your mind.
Producer 1: Hmm… What animal is this?
Producer 2: King Caesar
Producer 1: war
A king bean is a great leader and really smart. His firearm skills are unmatched throughout all of beantopia. He is normally found playing games on his Xbox in the legendary palace of Beantopia. All who come before him will be blessed or will die trying
A cool dude who owns his own stuff. But he sounds 12. Sometimes goes on a power trip. Slightly Homophobic
Person 1: He it's king amire Person 2: oh hey 12 year old. Person 3: Isn’t he slightly homophobic?
when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king
“wow kade is such a sour cream king”
The Waifu King (Peter) went into AniList.com looking at a Siscon manga for 40 minutes. Right after he was caught lacking, the whole group chat flamed him and it was the start of his revenge. He soon started bagging waifus left and right and gained his title "The Waifu King"
Joel: "Aye have you seen Peter?"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"
A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.