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When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).
Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!
Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.
Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
A too good to be true venture, peddled by an unverified business expert that offers you 10% equity in the business in exchange for what ultimately turns out to be everything required for the said business to operate and succeed.
Oh man my wife left me when I went from 17 hour to 19 hour days working on my Vancouver Smoked Meat. Two more quarters and then we can finally list and my 10 points will show her.
This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
Someone who has a LOT of sex, possibly with many different people.
Person 1: "I heard Person 3 slept with the whole football team."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."
An ass crack with an expanded radius
I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie
Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.
Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...
Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.