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Creatures that sit in a room randomly pecking at typewriter keys indefinitely. Give them enough time and they'll type words, sentences, and eventually entire novels and brilliant literary works purely by accident.
Unrelated to actual Earth monkeys.
"I don't have a clue what I should write for this!!"
"Get a few of the chaos monkeys to work on it, they'll eventually make one. Well, that, or Hamlet."
Asians or people of oriental decent
damn those fucking fortune monkeys are smart
to have wild sex numerous times for hours on end which usually ends with the girl howling like a deranged rabies infested monkey and asking for more
I fucked Sara so hard last night she looked like a howling monkey and she kept calling me rafiki.
Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.
Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.
Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
A vulgar and digusting name to call an individual that aggrivates you to the brink of insanity
YOU FUCKIN MONKEY SHIT!!!
FUCK WITH ME AND DIE!!!
I HATE THAT fuckity fucking fucker
when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.
No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.
Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...