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A strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams "Y halo thar buttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 I r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! PWN3D!11!1!!!!1" A common character of bedtime stories.
The little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile Powder Monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKZ!!"
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generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
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Its exactly how it sounds...monkey...n word...bitch....in white so I cant say it😪
MONKEY NIGGA BITCH MONKEY NIGGA BITCH MONKEY NIGGA BITCH
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A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.
Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
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The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.
"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut
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A vulgar and digusting name to call an individual that aggrivates you to the brink of insanity
YOU FUCKIN MONKEY SHIT!!!
FUCK WITH ME AND DIE!!!
I HATE THAT fuckity fucking fucker
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Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.
Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.
Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
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