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(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.
When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.
Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore
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A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.
I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger
First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!
I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!
(Only possible in Zero G) When partners couple in the center of an open area, grasp fans pointed in opposing directions, turn them on, and let'erspin.
The Russians have perfected the Reverse Double Prop Fandango.
When a born female gets the fabric of their underoos in not just their butt, but in their front-butt as well.
Sarah came back in from break, ready to attack the day. It was when she sat back down that she realized, that she had encountered the Double Dumpster Camel Wedge.
An obese person(s) in an orgy/gangbang
“Man Trisha was wild last night! Definitely our new double wide nutty buddy.”