The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass
Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"
Typical reaction when you feel you've been screwed over by some guys.
"I've been banned from Fiverr? O-M-Double G!"
"O-M-Double G! You weren't fast enough, now I can't achieve that epic Victory Royale!"
When a man takes his balls and cock and pushes them backward towards his ass and then B.A.
I dropped my pants and flashed a double back hog growler at the crowd.
(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.
When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.
Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore
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A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.
I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger
First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!
I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!