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a Twitter gc full of beautiful people but there’s the tasteless ree and we don’t want him
User1: Jack Nation✨ members are so gorgeous wtf
User2: Yeah but then there’s the tasteless queen ree
jack is an actor that is known for his roles in IT, IT: Chapter Two (playing young Eddie Kaspbrak, and Shazam! (playing Freddy Freeman). he is the sweetest boy ever with an energetic personality! he is truly beyond talented with what he does. if you ever befriend him you can expect loads of chaotic and happy energy. he shows lots of affection towards his friends. truly the most lovable boy ever <3
“Didn’t you hear? Jack Dylan Grazer is gonna play one of the main characters in the new HBO show titled ‘We Are Who We Are’!”
the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone
Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone
A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.
Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.
A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!
Jean: You in yet?
Jak: SURPRISE!!
Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??
Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….
Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
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A person.Mainly male. Owning a display of screwed teeth.
"His face looks like a busted-up Jack-o-Lantern!"
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Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
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