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i like monkeys.... are you a monkey?
person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?
a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli
guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer
guy 2: duh, well you are what you are
A deeply intense orgasm that causes the entire body to spasm and clench for an extended period of time. Often take minutes to recover from. Can feel like a minor death. Usually comes from a period of orgasm denial or long building orgasm.
My partner had teased me for days, bring me to the edge and then forcing me away from it. When I finally got off, it felt like a Screenshot O.
“Hey sir what time is it?”
“it’s Dab O Clock”
*Hits rig aggressively*
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
Its the symbol of a girl,
like you have seen
just move you head to your left
and you'll see it
... O+
Bay-slang for sick as a mofucka.
Girl, this vegetable stir-fry is straight L-O-G!