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Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
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From the English words "My Penis Struggle." The point in a day when one has masturbated to such an extent that his ejaculation is a dry heave.
"I have masturbated so much Mein Penis Kämpfe kicked in."
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This phrase to be spoken very quickly, almost as to seem Spanish in nature.
“Penis Monpañios Monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in Sacramento, California in 2007. This character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. Inside the club, all they did was 69. The spirit of Penis Monpañios Monpeñios still wanders the fields of the Thicket of Zatarains, located in Granite Bay, California.
In the years since, this has spread to LA as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of Rim Pum). Among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. Abbreviations such as simply saying “Monpañios” tend to be common.
Tom: "Monpeñios to you my friend!"
Steve: "Ah, Penis Monpañios Tom!"
Dave (from the back of the room): "Tom!! Penis Monpañios Monpeñios!!"
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A nigger who either has a penis growing from their anus or is gay and enjoys anal penetration.
John is such a Penis Ass Nigger
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Rusty Rat Penis
THE RUSTY RAT PENIS WAS DIPPED IN VINEGAR!
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A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him
“Dude I’m going on a date”
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap”
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Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.
Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.
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