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When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag
“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”
When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.
"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."
When you slide the shaft in the crack until you bust , creating a waterfall of cum down her crevice.
The crack was so deep, had to give her a buttcrack job.
A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
noun:
The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.
Aw, man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best spine job. I practically gave her a bath...
A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.
Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.