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When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine
"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."
When a girl gets fingered then shits into a cup after she squirts into the shit filled cup it is blended up then consumed by a nigger
Hey i think she just did a New jersey finger shake
This Act requires a Man and Female or Male and Male to proceed with the Special Act.
The Woman thus buys a Chipotle burrito consumes it and waits till digestion while the male gets completely naked and bends over Pouring Franks Red hot sauce into all of his orifices , He thus lays on his back while the Woman spreads both of her butt cheeks exposing her Starfish whilst the male begins to lick the inside of her rectum as she produces stool.
Gabe: "So my Girlfriend let my try a New York Chipotle Starfish last night"
Josh: "Really, How was it?"
Gabe: "Her Starfish was exposed and i slopped it up clean"
Josh: "Damn!, I gotta try that!"
Bold New York Dude is a Twitter User, and a member of the Bold Clan made by Bold Heston.
He is knowned for saying Good Morning every day, and also using as a Profile Picture the quote "Yes, but actually No" from the Movie "Pirates".
Bold New York Dude is part of the Bold Clan from Twitter
The dirtiest, roughest sex you can possibly imagine in a New York City hotel room.
"Oh yea, me and my babe wanted to do the New York City Dirty, so we got a plane to New York, bought a hotel room, and had the roughest sex imaginable."
Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
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Nickname for the Taconic State Parkway in New York. An infamous 104 mile long road that predates the interstate highway system. Designed as a scenic tour of the Taconic mountain range it features lots of tight high speed turns, no shoulder, flirtation with certain death if you go off the road and beautiful vistas.
A true "Drivers Road." If you have a good car and decent driving stills it can be a blast, at night it's very demanding because you can't see the turns coming and deer tend to hang out on/near the road.
"Hey how did you get up to the ski area yesterday?'
"Oh we took the New York Grand Prix, it was awesome"
"In the middle of the night!? You're out of your mind."