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the sweat traped between your gooch and your sac and when you scratch it comes off.
dav i was visited by the nut cheese gnome at work today.
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When you don't know a persons name, instead of saying "what's her name" you say "what's her nuts"
So I was talking to whats her nuts.
Also:
What's her/his titties
What's her/his fuck
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Means my dick is in your mouth
Alex: Yo, bitch my nuts are on your chin.
Bitch: That's cuz...ya dick in my mouth!
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a figure of small proportion; pathetic.
That's what you call godly? That's worse than german's left nut!
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On July 13 is national nut day. Celebrate national nut day by nutting on your girlfriend.
Bob: I’m gonna nut on my girlfriend today
Jim: why would you do that
Bob: because it’s national nut day
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Meaning that something is a bad trade or a bad option, spelled backwards is "a nut for a jar of tuna" which can be used for a mind-blowing fact.
Person 1: That new purse in stores is 690¥! Will you but it?
Person 2: Ha! No way! That's like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
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an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his balls.
Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls
No one will want to touch the raisins you call your balls, you damn shrivel-nut
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