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sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty blueberry monkey

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.

Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...

by transexualanusgulper July 9, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I want to be monkey

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

by Regirock November 5, 2020


Pirate monkey run

Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle

Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level

by Jgathercole August 29, 2023


Amsterdam Spit Monkey

A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.

"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."

by they2ksurvivor April 12, 2010


Ke$hqua Monkeys

The people who write questions that don't make sense for school books.

Question: If a pear is round, how many pancakes are there on the floor, plus potatoes?
A. 0
B. 0
C. 0
D. 0

Person 1: This question is so confusing! Who wrote this?
Person 2: Ke$hqua monkeys.

by Yellow Cat January 14, 2015


Arabian Goose Monkey

A term used to describe an individual of both middle-eastern and caucasian descent. Some people find this term to be extremely offensive while others use it as "homie," or "friend."

What's up you Arabian Goose Monkey.

by The Ratio Meister March 6, 2021