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A Tasteless coward masquerading as a valiant hero.
O-liver, the cowardly dissenting ruin of man's ability to be swayed by poor choices leading to ruin.
a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli
guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer
guy 2: duh, well you are what you are
A deeply intense orgasm that causes the entire body to spasm and clench for an extended period of time. Often take minutes to recover from. Can feel like a minor death. Usually comes from a period of orgasm denial or long building orgasm.
My partner had teased me for days, bring me to the edge and then forcing me away from it. When I finally got off, it felt like a Screenshot O.
“Hey sir what time is it?”
“it’s Dab O Clock”
*Hits rig aggressively*
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
I cant go golfing right now. It's Pluh o clock
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