Random
Source Code
Random
A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.
I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.
A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th
Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.
Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.
Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"
"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"
He's perfect. Emanuel has the best personality traits: he's someone who shows you they truly love you and actually cares for you, he's genuine and romantic, his sweet words will always makenyou blush and give you butterflies. He will always try his best to be good to you and make time for you, Emanuel will always try to say sometbing nice to make you feel good. His parents grew him to be a good guy and has very good manners. He's very insecure but you know he's very handsome and hot. Can't forget about his mind blowing enormously dick.
"Emanuel <3, Kinder lovers you!"
A sexually sent emoji composing of multiple symbols by text or other means representing that of the male genitalia or penis. Often sent by someone online either as a troll of sorts or representation of sexual desire.
Or it's when someone online just had a stroke.
Situation 1:
A: c=====3
B: Ew why the hell would you send me that it's not funny
Situation 2:
A: Hey, what do you want to do?
B: {} <------ c=====3
Situation 3:
A: c=====3
B: Holy shit someone's having a stroke
C: Call a fucking ambulance