The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.
Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.
The best rock band to ever come out of Baltimore.
we need a king belvedere feel.
A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard
Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth
A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
One of the SEXIEST, HOTTEST women on YouTube. Her beauty and brains are THROUGH THE ROOF. She was also Kevin Samuels' friend and protege. "mel_da_king" is her ig page.
Have you heard of Melanie King? Check her out on YouTube.
The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.
Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.
I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.
I said no
If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!
King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome