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A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.
Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.
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When a grown man invades someone’s home just to put a person’s flatulence into a jar
That weirdo! He’s nothing but an Ohio Gay Fart Collector
When a female is sitting with her legs together and a fart bubble sneaks up and into her vagina, thus forcing her to squirm in her chair so she can re-fart the same fart.
I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure in her chair, then I realized she’d been attacked by a Vag-bubble Double Fart.
When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.
I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!
A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house
That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.
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This is a insult that little boys make to insult the other kid
Max called bob a poopy butt fart face
Bob called max a short poopy butt fart face
Bob roasted max
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When two people fart during sex, preferably loud and a long, wet fart.
Jimmbo: Yo, how was she?
Tyrone: Good, we did doodoo fart nigga sex.
Jimmbo: Really?
Tyrone: Yeah, we doodoo fart nigga sex'd.
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