The tedious process of scooping unworldly matters (I.E poops) from a cat's litter box.
"My mom insisted I start fickle fishing. She said it's because I'm a teenager now.
Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish
My dad:💀
Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.
I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.
when a group of fisherman(men or woman)from boston , refuse to pay for british hookers and go on strike with pickket signs claiming they should't have to pay so much for hookers. they proceed to throw her over the edge of the ship.
after a long days work, the fisherman wanted some new british vagina, but they cost wayyy to much, so they created the boston fish party and refused to pay that much and threw them over the edge of their ship
When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention
Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling
Someone who is sweaty at life whilst also resembling Jeff from Clarence and Luca. Has to have a fish relation (trout,carp)
Used Reddit and discord a lot
Hey Louis have you seen aaran, he’s a fart faced fish.
Spread her legs, go down to the fish market, then, take your goddam spear and shove it inside out quickly and shout:
"WATASHI NO NAMEI WA TUNA KUN"
Bye mom and dad i am going to japanese fish hunt