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Your penis is a nigga and gay. Idk why tbh. You should probably go to a doctor or smth. Or you can just vibe and chill. Hey have you seen the new joker movie? I saw it and it says so much about our society omg.
Joe momma: Bruh bruh bruh joe You: Joe who.
Joe momma: I have cancer stage 4 and my wiener is getting sold on ebay, btw i have free giftcards and tokens from www.freegiftcardlegit/ifuckingkilljews.com
You: Gay nigga penis penis. I want a giftcard tho
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The disease my poor friend in ajax has. May he never forget how funny I find it that he has hair on his shaft.
Tarrow has Wolf Penis Syndrome. How tragic.
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Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.
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The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.
Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.
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when a dude or chick gets a haircut that looks like the head of a penis
damn look at that penis bowl haircut on that dude he looks like a penis
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when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated
thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis
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A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.
"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3
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