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Burmese Raping Monkey

Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.

Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.

Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!

by Frank Buck April 22, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty blueberry monkey

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.

Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...

by transexualanusgulper July 9, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad Bluff Monkey

A derogatory term used by deadly serious poker players, to describe players who go all in on nothing,and win.

A Bad Bluff Monkey one who goes all in with say 7 and 2 and getting 7, 7, 2, on the flop, and wins.

by BadBluffMonkey January 7, 2009


I want to be monkey

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

by Regirock November 5, 2020


Pirate monkey run

Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle

Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level

by Jgathercole August 29, 2023


Sideways monkey mouth

The vagina

She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth

by Cosmicdave October 25, 2017


Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch April 14, 2011