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You're doing the lady in the ass and right when you're about to cum, you take out some hedge clippers a chop off your penis then watch her poop it out with all the poopy blood cum.
You can only do the chop N poop once.
A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
When a white person almost says the n word but stops at the last second
Drew was edging the n-word so much last night
A slightly less offensives way to say the N word, cribbed from Winnie the Pooh's friend Tigger and his way of spelling his name.( Still offensive as hell to the right people, so use this with care. Not resposible for possible repercussions.) Usually followd by further mangling of Winnie the Pooh with "The wonderful thing about niggers, is niggers are wonderful things......"
That guy over there is such a n-i-double-guh-er!
Fucking until both of you finish after which the two of you move into a snuggle postion because it was just that good
"Hey you and Jim fuck-n-snugg last night?!"
"No! That ass left as soon as he came!!"
When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.
Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support
The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!