cock nuts

Morkus Dueporkus insult at Adflog Hassan and song

Cock nuts, Fuck you, Hysterectamy, FOB

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NUT TRAP

a huge orifice on a guy or gal; so big and loose that a guy topping them's nuts go all the way inside

S/he's so loose that my meat went into his/her nut trap

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Honey Nut Felatio

To orally lick or suck a man's penis or scrotum that was poured on or dipped in honey.

Oh my gosh girl, come over here and give me some of that honey nut felatio!

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nuts on your forehead

when you're walking down the hall and a boy comes up to you looking for a good time. and he goes "hey, what would you do if i just put my nuts on your forehead?" and you say "then i'd put MY nuts on YOUR forehead" is accepting invitation to go smoke some pot while listening to peters techno...
this only works if you're a girl.

"hey les, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?"-the bockelman
"i'd have your nuts on my forehead?"- les
(accepting)

"hey katie, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?" -the bockelman
"i'd cry"- Zanin
(declining)

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The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.

"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

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toasty red nut's

a word you use when ur really mad at s
someone and u need to tell them off!!! a word use when extremely mad

suck on my toasty red nuts you stupid bitch!!!!

your a dumb whore, go suck your boyfriends toasty red nut's!!!

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double nut fudge

When two men are engaging in anal sex, and the man who's inserting his penis' balls slap against the other man's anus, to an extent where a fudge-like coating of feces over both nuts is created.

Also, a kind of coffee.

"We were going at it so hard I had a double nut fudge"

or

"Are you going to have the double nut fudge, or try the Brooklyn brew?"

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