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Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy
Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job
Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.
Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.
When one engages in oral sex with a dead fish on a fishing boat while a friend or acquaintance watches.
“That’s a hell of a bubba job you got going there Steve.”
When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz
Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.
1. To have your anus stimulated by a vibrator or other electronic device.
2. To get a rim job from a robot or cyborg
Me: that was the best Pacific rim job I ever got!
You: girl, you’ve been single too long.
Me: girl, you need a vibrator.