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take a trump

The act of relieving oneself in public, or in a public space, in the night while others sleep so it is the first thing they see and talk about all day long

"I physically couldn't hold it anymore; I had to take a trump when I posted that."
"I barely dodged that bullet; I'ma have to take a trump."
"I’ve been looking for work for months in this economy; I'ma have to take a trump and see what comments I get."
"I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue with their neighbor since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump."
"Ask #Bae first before you #take a trump."
"Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
"Since his breakup, he's always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
"When interviewed by the press, he #took a trump and #clapped back."
At the supermarket: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! Why are you all so #FOMO and so #extra? Do you have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
In: "I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump online."
Woke: Politically speaking - "Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
Thirsty: "Since his recent breakup, today again, he is always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
Clap Back: "When interviewed by the press, the governor #took a trump and #clapped back."
FOMO: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! What the #FOMO you're all so #extra! Do you really have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
Or, No #FOMO you each get one-fifth of #sugar daddy’s #moolah unless you’re three-fifths related.

by writersstrikeback July 15, 2024


Take a trump

To defecate.
Take a shit.
Drop a trump.

Dude, I gotta take a trump.
Bro, I need to drop a trump ASAP.

by Kiosami November 16, 2020


Take a trump

I heard it was to take a 10 to 15 miniute shit or dump, Turns out it's to flust a country down the tubes and pretend it never happended. "It wasn't me it was you"

Hay you look constipated and have have a shitty attitude, how about you "Take a trump"

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020


Trump Jumper

one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior

After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.

by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021


go-trump

Go-trump, a egotistic person that creates a church just to pardon h'm self

I am a Go-trump no need your appraisal

by Tavis_15 November 28, 2020

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Getting Trumped

Getting your Facebook comments spammed with pictures of Donald Trump.

Girl: Why are these pictures of Donald Trump in my comments?

Guy: Oh! You're getting Trumped!

by FigTMehFgt November 10, 2016


GETTING TRUMPED

Being sold a "bill of goods" that turns out to be complete bullshit (I.E. fake silver or gold *OR college degrees) that is being represented as the genuine article

I got what I thought was a really good deal from an online store on some 1 oz gold bars but as it turns out they were fake.. I had no idea I was getting trumped when I ordered them.

by Jonny Namtrow February 7, 2021