God is Kim Woojin(김 우진), former member of Stray Kids (스트레이 키즈)
He’s the leader and the god we all worship in Wooligion.
The majority of Wooligionists are homosexuals, but there are many hereto, bi, pan, and asexual followers as well.
“Omg look! It’s literally God!”
“Woojin is the God of Wooligion. Convert today”
No ones ever seen him but they worship him.
Kelly:OMG, It's GOD!!!!!
April:Uhhh I don't see anything????
Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan
It's just a fact
Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse
Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’
Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr
Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time