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King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022


King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.

Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.

by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021


king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017


King Belvedere

The best rock band to ever come out of Baltimore.

we need a king belvedere feel.

by B-A September 2, 2008


Cum King

A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard

Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth

by Brandon Gonzalez November 4, 2023


Cum King

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm

My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king

by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021


Melanie King

One of the SEXIEST, HOTTEST women on YouTube. Her beauty and brains are THROUGH THE ROOF. She was also Kevin Samuels' friend and protege. "mel_da_king" is her ig page.

Have you heard of Melanie King? Check her out on YouTube.

by Marky_D September 14, 2022