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Your penis is a nigga and gay. Idk why tbh. You should probably go to a doctor or smth. Or you can just vibe and chill. Hey have you seen the new joker movie? I saw it and it says so much about our society omg.
Joe momma: Bruh bruh bruh joe You: Joe who.
Joe momma: I have cancer stage 4 and my wiener is getting sold on ebay, btw i have free giftcards and tokens from www.freegiftcardlegit/ifuckingkilljews.com
You: Gay nigga penis penis. I want a giftcard tho
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The disease my poor friend in ajax has. May he never forget how funny I find it that he has hair on his shaft.
Tarrow has Wolf Penis Syndrome. How tragic.
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Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.
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The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.
Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.
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when a dude or chick gets a haircut that looks like the head of a penis
damn look at that penis bowl haircut on that dude he looks like a penis
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when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated
thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis
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it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.
remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).
*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.
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