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The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.
Ugh, last night's party was insane. Why do I have 10 missed calls, and wtf - all these texts. I'm going back to bed, fuck this PPD - post party depression.
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When you find a girl on her period, and take her bloody tampon and dip it in your tea like a tea-bag.
"Man, nothing spices up my tea like some vagina blood. I love the Boston Tea Party."
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A sarcastic phrase used to point out someone's pessimism or inability to enjoy positive situations.
Will: Although I congratulate Joel Comm's success, I want everyone else to realize that this will never happen to you and you will probably die poor and alone.
Me: You must be fun at parties.
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a group of girls that NEVER EVER go out, sit at home on weekends doing homework, sipping tea, and making cookies/brownies.
"YO you hanging out with the tea party clan this weekend or are you gonna not be a nerd and come out?"
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A mentally challenged citizen who believes he has a political opinion. He adopts prejudices and platitudes from some filthy rich, anti-social demagogues and believes that FoxNews is sent by god. As a reward, the tea party master puppeteers destroy the health care system, the educational system and the country in general, later they create a new caste-based society.
Is there a day in Washington D.C. without hateful speeches of useful tea party idiots?
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A political party that "pops-up" one day claiming to be revolutionary. When it comes to actual elections, the party often fails miserably and disbands quickly after. The Brexit Party, Change UK, Alba Party and ATWA are all examples.
Are you voting SNP or for Alex Salmond's pop-up political party?
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Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 1: Hey man are you up for an Alaskan Beach Ball Party?
Friend 2: Sure thing, what the hell is it?
Friend 1: Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 2: OOOOOOOOOOO, Sounds fun!!
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