philly cheese steak

wraping your pussy hammer in cheese(american,swiss,or provolone)then warming it up in a girls pussy until soft and then shoving your steak and cheese into her mouth.

Dan: "my girlfriend was really hungry last night"
Joe: "what did she want?"
Dan: "a philly cheese steak"
Joe: "ooo so where did you go pats or ginos?"
Dan: "i made it in her mouth"

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Philly cheese-steak

When you knock someone out, you put a roll out of someones butt, cum and piss in it, and put some food in it and take a picture.

When my girlfriend was being an asshole, i gave her a Philly cheese-steak

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Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

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Cheese eating surrender Monkeys

a frenchman, esp. soldier.

If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.

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Dirty Cheese Steak

Simialer to a Slick Biscuit except when licking and sucking on her filthy pussy, she's wildly into it and holds your head tight against her slick, wet, tangy and musky opening. If your lucky you can slide your tongue against her gumhole and get a bonus.

Charlene let me have a Dirty Cheese Steak this morning after we slept off a long night of me getting to Cornhole her after licking her Gumhole. She loves me being her panty sniffer and anal intruder. There's nothing quite like licking her Tailpipe clean before being her Rectum Rooter. When I woke up I had a Thud and spread her legs wide and using my tongue, enjoyed my Dirty Cheese Steak tasting her funky, tangy' musky twat.

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Cheese Pizza Break-up

When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.

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Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

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