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A sex-crazed, cocaine-fueled dog.
Dude 1: Hey, you seen Guy around?
Dude 2: Yeah, he just came over and fucked my mom.
He slept with me and never called me again. He is a pig
He makes me feel special while making out with other girls. He is a pig .
This pig (guy) cheated on me.
I hate you pig ,how can you do that?
Guy is the most loving and amazing boy you’ll ever meet, he will always be there for you and make you happy whenever you’re sad. He can never fail to put a smile on your face but that’s just because he’s a little weirdo. You’ll never find someone quite as autistic and stupid but he’s also the most caring and adorable little turnip. You’ll never get any attention when fifa is on but he buys takeaways all the time so it evens it out.
Guy Mooney is a little Buer I’d smash 100%
A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.
Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.
Guy 2: hey Ellie
Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing
Later
Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one
The sexy bitch sitting next to me right now. He will have sex with your Dad ant day