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The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.
"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.
John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison
Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
- John is a player, a man treesh, hurts girls feelings as a hobby. He will get you sucked in all the way until he finds someone new and leaves you. That's how bad of a person he is.
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once
Person 1: Hey you know a guy named john?
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.
A South African slang for penis
Yo man, my John is feeling extra hard today
GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.
Greatest uncle of all time.
John is the John.
His nephews this he’s the John.