Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.
“Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”
A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.
"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."
The people who write questions that don't make sense for school books.
Question: If a pear is round, how many pancakes are there on the floor, plus potatoes?
A. 0
B. 0
C. 0
D. 0
Person 1: This question is so confusing! Who wrote this?
Person 2: Ke$hqua monkeys.
A term used to describe an individual of both middle-eastern and caucasian descent. Some people find this term to be extremely offensive while others use it as "homie," or "friend."
What's up you Arabian Goose Monkey.
when something annoying happens in general or to someone
lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave
Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.
The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.
strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened
The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.