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Sideways monkey mouth

The vagina

She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth

by Cosmicdave October 25, 2017


first monkey in space

Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.

Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”

by giraffe-o July 12, 2018


Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch April 14, 2011


African plain monkey

A very dark black person

My god Jethro did u see that African plain monkey

by Dwgram August 21, 2022


Amsterdam Spit Monkey

A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.

"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."

by they2ksurvivor April 12, 2010


Ke$hqua Monkeys

The people who write questions that don't make sense for school books.

Question: If a pear is round, how many pancakes are there on the floor, plus potatoes?
A. 0
B. 0
C. 0
D. 0

Person 1: This question is so confusing! Who wrote this?
Person 2: Ke$hqua monkeys.

by Yellow Cat January 14, 2015


Arabian Goose Monkey

A term used to describe an individual of both middle-eastern and caucasian descent. Some people find this term to be extremely offensive while others use it as "homie," or "friend."

What's up you Arabian Goose Monkey.

by The Ratio Meister March 6, 2021