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Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 27, 2022


always fish

always fish is like the slogan from tim hortons "always fresh" but instead of good food, they just serve raw fish. and you can even add a salmonella topping. just crack a raw egg on top of your fish. always fish means theres ALWAYS fish. no matter where you go, there will be fish. dont you worry.

hmm, whats that on my plate... oh wait... its aLwaYs fisH

by fishy bobby September 11, 2019


Blob fish

Ruby cartledge

Ruby cartledge is a blob fish

by Gritbin April 15, 2020


fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date

i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction

by john quinnLOVER32 July 21, 2021


Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021


bitter fish

People who don't want a hug from a hugslut

That bitter fish wouldn't accept my hug :(

by Gold_Pharmacy May 6, 2016


Fishing in the pee

A person who keeps themselves surrounding in problems and useless matters despite having the resources to move out of the them.

Why are you fishing in the pee by not vacating this city and starting a new life elsewhere?

John is fishing in the pee by not getting vaccinated.

by Hammmburger August 12, 2021