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When you've spent an entire paycheck on nothing but food.
"I know I just paid but I needed food, I'm fat broke."
When you nut so good the shit splatters everywhere.
Yo homie I busted a Fat One last night. Good ass premium porn.
You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!
ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).
April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!
Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
That fat cow on the cheerleading team who could probably play better defensive football than the actual players (she is very large)
“Oh no, it’s an earthquake!”
“No it’s not, it’s that fat cheerleader getting off the bench!”
“Hide your food!”
This is when a dumb menstruating cunt won’t stop bitching about her period to her girlfriend...
HeyJolene! My pussy is a fucking waterfall this month and I haven’t been fucked since June! Even then, billy only did me in the ass in the electrical closet at the Olive Garden is when I was on break!
Shut up you fat busted cunt! If you think I need to hear about you fucking and sucking off guys, go back to fucking them. I don’t want to listen to stories about your fat bitch period. Hit the treadmill. Fuck