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A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.
"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3
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"Guacamole Nigga Penis", Its just fun to say.
Person: Guacamole Nigga Penis
Other Person: Guacamole Nigga Penis
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The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end
Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.
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After excessive unprotected sexual encounters, one may develop skin lesions or other unwanted afflictions on the member. These afflictions can cause reproductive harm or damage other bodily functions, as well as being extremely painful.
I just bedded three women in one day, now I have trench foot penis.
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Drunken horny loser who thinks he's a babe magnet.
Arises when you mistakenly think the women are interested in you because YOU are drunk (and they are not impressed)
Also, when the beer has made you hyper, and you cannot stop moving/dancing/laughing at every stupid thing. This is the stage where cows get tipped, stuff gets broken, neighbors complain and you get thrown out of public places.
1-Radar was totally in Penis Lord of Scum-mode after swilling trashcan punch at the aloha party, and we have pictures
2-"I am the Penis Lord of Scum. Kneel before me" (said to bikin clad baes momenst before their boyfriends throw you off a balcony)
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when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action
This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.
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Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.
Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.
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