When you're sitting around doing nothing and you have the loudest largest stinkiest fart. Just when you think it's over you feel fiery pain in your bum and it starts burning you think nothing of it and sit back down and that's when you feel squishy wetness in your underwear. You run to the bathroom with poop trailing behind you and pull down your pants to check it out poop starts flowing out of your pants and flooding your bath room floor. While leaning above the toilet from the force you can feel the poo between your toes. Then your neighbor come knocking on your door because it sounds like you are being murdered so you have to yell that your ok. When the poop is finally over you feel like you just shat out a volcano.
A feces that comes out of your butt hole that other dogs may eat
I have just at my grandmas poop
The deer pellet poop-tiny balls of poop
The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one