God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

God

He has nothing nice to say about you

"I've mert God. He had nothing nice to say about you."

GOD

An Almighty being with no boundaries to His powers

Jehovah is God

I thank God for my life

God

The dude who smites simps.

Me: God I just met a simp

God: No problemo

God

Bob Shirley

Bob Shirley is God and life

God

A Russian Caracal Cat Named Floppa (Or Big Floppa)
Commonly Used As A Meme And Has An Enemy Named Bingus.
Also Has A Side Job, As A Rapper/Musical Artist.

Jimmy: Hey Timmy! Did You Pray To Our Lord And Savior, Big Floppa?

Timmy: Yeah! I Listen To His Music Every Day!

Jimmy: ok lol

Floppa is a god.

God

Taylor Swift

Wow! Gods album Red (Taylor’s Version) is great!