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When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"
To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.
It almost always is. You know, even IKEA forgot it on a map. That’s just disappointing. Is New Zealand really that irrelevant? At least some maps have two New Zealands. What if New Zealand made a empire? Would all countries in the empire also be forgotten on maps? Who knows, we just know that this kiwi island is so irrelevant that people keep forgetting it on maps.
Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! It’s annoying.
Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.
When u get in a squatting position and screech the sound of a seagull while u shit on her boob
I just gave Jenn a New Hampshire boob warmer
temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.
Synonym:
To Be Electronically Grounded.
Yo, Bro.... My MOM Cut Me Off at the News..... I am totally electronically Grounded.
Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties
The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot
"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"