When your Grandpa rapes you at night
NO, NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THE SUPER SAIYAN 3 CHODE
she’s an AMAZING girlfriend, best anyone could ask for. she fab and she is adorable. i love her so so so so so so much!!
iheartkay<3
Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
February 3rd is a national Alissar day. On this day, people must show how much they love and appreciate Alissar, buy her gifts, and of course get her flowers. This day is also considered a “Yes day”, which means that on February 3rd, “no” doesn’t exist.
-Wow, who did you get peonies for?
-Are you out of your mind, how could you forget that it’s February 3rd, National Alissar day!!!