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Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 16, 2018


King Tord

King Tord is so KING you can be. There is no other that is that king. He is like GOD! If King Tord walks in you better bow or maybe his wrath will be unleashed upon you. If you hang out with King Tord you gain so much status so that you can do anything except go against King Tord. King Tord's words are law! Someday he will be king of the world!

OMG, it's King Tord.

by BlyskovaPeterda March 15, 2018


King The Pro

King is fond of racks which are also known as tittes he loves them idk why he just does it’s something he likes it must Be the milkes he wants

King The Pro likes them big ol milkers

by VEthereal July 28, 2022


King Cali

King Cali is the name of an artist in the urban music industry from Plainfield, New Jersey. He is also known as Cali. He currently resides in Guatemala City, Guatemala which is one of the most dangerous third-world countries.

King Cali is one of the realest rappers I’ve ever met.

by Authentic Made Records November 24, 2021


Otter King

a gay person that can be funny but annoying.

Your mental process is like otter kings

by LightSpyz August 21, 2020


One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019


King Kunta

a song by kendrick lamar

I got a bone to pick
I don't want you monkey mouth motherfuckers sittin' in my throne again
(Aye aye nigga whats happenin' nigga, K Dot back in the hood nigga)
I'm mad (He mad), but I ain't stressin'
True friends, one question

Bitch where you when I was walkin'?
Now I run the game got the whole world talkin', King Kunta
Everybody wanna cut the legs off him, Kunta
Black man taking no losses
Bitch where you when I was walkin'?
Now I run the game, got the whole world talkin', King Kunta
Everybody wanna cut the legs off him

When you got the yams (What's the yams?)
The yam is the power that be
You can smell it when I'm walking down the street
(Oh yes we can, oh yes we can)
I can dig rapping, but a rapper with a ghost writer?
What the fuck happened? (Oh no) I swore I wouldn't tell
But most of y'all share bars, like you got the bottom bunk in a two man cell
(A two man cell)
Something's in the water (Something's in the water)
And if I got a brown nose for some gold then I'd rather be a bum than a motherfuckin' baller

by jaymoticon May 6, 2024