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Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths
Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.
who stole and ate my tikka masala?
oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget
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Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.
Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.
Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.
Me
"Im such a fat fucking hoe and i love it"- _.thatbitchliam._
When you cover your naked chest and let a dog lick it off
Dude 1: Did you see Lily toss the fat last night?
Dude 2: No I missed that!
Dude 1: Yah she was really drunk.