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When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.
Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!
When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.
I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!
When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area
You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you
A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.
After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.
The act of having anal sex and after reaching orgasm cutting of your own penis
I did the Meat Starburst with Jessie last week
Nut meat
Dom’s nickname is nut meat as he has a nutty meat ;)
Wow that’s a chunky nut meat u got on ya
better than westy r and flodis5
'how about a quick westy r or a flodis?' "naa m8 rather have a meat fantacy anyday"