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The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014


My glorious king Goku

Gokuboy oh boy where do I even begin…. 🤤He’s just so…soooooo HOT! I NEED HIM, PLEEAAAASE! Chi-Chi is so goddamn lucky to have him as a husband, I would’ve been at him in bed all day every night, I NEEEEEED ITTTT

Person 1: My glorious king Goku solos all of fiction…he’s so….just so….ugh~ I NEEED HIM!!!
Person 2: What the fuck

by GokusDarDar February 14, 2024

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King of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis ⚡️

The supreme benningfield junior ruler and inventor of all flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud the MuaHLONNBE of all Akfrubeils and the reLBJaTiVE reLDJaTiVE and the relbjamonic reldjamonic and the FELBJraTiVes FeLBJaTiVES and FeLBJashe's and DOUBJRULE and the universe's by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

Iam king of the gomightybjis gomightydjis ⚡️. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY July 6, 2023


Kings Of Leon

Fucking class.

The sex was kings of leon

by thebbd123 November 1, 2021


King smokey

It's when you bash a guy, fuck his mrs and drink their kids pop tops to insert dominance

Guy one: "Hey bro this guy robbed me."
Guy two: "it's okay just do the king smokey to him.

by Y'all going to hell November 1, 2021


king bait

A woman who has it all, beauty, grace, heart, that attracts the top of the game man, strong, handsome and heart, always there to protect her. It takes a king to take care of a queen.

She is king bait and doesn't yet know it. she is king bait and she knows it. She is king bait and wonders why so many men follow her. She has it all.

by her gifts November 6, 2018


eli king

my literal bae. in wuv

eli king is bae

by your bae that literally wuvs u October 16, 2021