Don't hate the player hate the game

Same as people causing wars for religious purposes a.k.a getting justification for doing one's own ideals and mostly wrong thigs.

Why did you kill him?
Don't hate the player hate the game

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Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

the my-life-is-worse game

when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.

sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.

Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.

Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.

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Why Fortnite BR is a good game

Fortnite battle royale is a great game

Why Fortnite BR is a good game you might ask well Fortnite battle royale is a great improvement of the mechanics used in other "last man standing/ survival games" because of the ability to harvest recources anywhere and build cover or bases if you need them minus the stupid and time consuming search for armor, helmets, weapon attachments and so on you simply grab a gun and kill people.

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i am, i am gaming

If you say this sentence you will instantly do something incredibly stupid in the next 10 seconds that usually involves glitches or just plain stupidity

i am, i am gaming. oh shit i just clipped through the entire map

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late-1980s-video-game-ish

It's pretty self explanatory.

It's actually recorded audio, so it doesn't sound so late-1980s-video-game-ish.

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Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game

don't dislike someone for their actions, consider instead the situation that causes it.

first use: Ice T: "Hate the Playa"

origin: (?) Ghandi Quote: "Hate the sin and love the sinner."

another use of Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game, from Ice T's "Hate the Playa"

"I don't know why a player wanna hate T
I didn't choose the game, the game chose me"

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