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In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula
“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”
n. A flash job is very similar to a blowjob however it is done quickly to avoid bein caught. Can also be considered a "quicky."
Jessica gave me a flash job last night behind the Walgreens.
Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy
Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job
When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
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Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.
Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.
When one engages in oral sex with a dead fish on a fishing boat while a friend or acquaintance watches.
“That’s a hell of a bubba job you got going there Steve.”